Funny Place Names Don't Need Marketing Research
Posted by Debra Semans on Mon, Jan 16, 2012 @ 09:24 AM

Today's blog has nothing to do with marketing research. Its only relationship to customer satisfaction is that I hope it makes you smile. Sometimes, humor is enough.
I have a colleague who HATES King of Prussia, PA. She's never been there, and she'll never go there. The name alone is enough to turn her off. We've pointed out that King of Prussia is a suburb of Philadelphia and actually, a pretty nice community, but to no avail. She hates King of Prussia and that's all there is to it.
I have another colleague who lived in Picayune, MS. I always thought that sounded pretty funny because it reminds me of my Grandmother saying, "Now, wait just a picayune minute!" But then I grew up in Canandaigua, NY, a name so incomprehensible that we had it as a fourth-grade spelling word! (The Chamber of Commerce claims that it means "The Chosen Spot" in some Native American language.)
So what about you? Is your town's name as good as Cool, CA? Or as silly as Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario, Canada? (Oh, those wacky Canadians!) So read this list and choose your favorite.
Thanks to Reader's Digest for this list of funniest place names.
Places you want to live
Cool, California
Beer, Devon, England
Disco, Tennessee
Fear Not, Pennsylvania
Rest and Be Thankful, Argyll and Butte, Scotland Surprise, Arizona
Climax, Pennsylvania
Places you may not want to live
Accident, Maryland
Arsenic Tubs, New Mexico
Dismal, Tennessee
Double Trouble, New Jersey
Moron, Mongolia
Satan's Kingdom, Vermont
Delicious places to see
Bead Loaf, Vermont
Hot Coffee, Mississippi
Clam, Virginia
Egg, Austria
Toast, North Carolina
Cute places
Cabbage Patch, California
Silly, Belgium
Sweet Lips, Tennessee
Polkadott, Ohio
Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario, Canada
Places where the animals go
Bumble Bee, Arizona
Chicken, Alaska
Porcupine, South Dakota
Doghouse Junction, California
Scary places
Eek, Alaska
Frankenstein, Missouri
Hell, Michigan
Hurt, Virginia
Monster, Netherlands
River Styx, Ohio
Questionable places
Why, Arizona
Whynot, North Carolina
Who's Thought It, Texas
Do you know of any other funny place names? Please share!
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